Summer Shows at Auburn Public Theater

The Calamari Sisters' Clam Bake The Juiciest Clams in Town! NEW SHOW! Auburn Public Theater | June 9-26 The Calamari Sisters return to Auburn after making quite a splash last year with their wild Christmas antics and their zany musical wedding. This summer get ready for an even crazier, zanier, and fishier time. That's right - Delphine & Carmela will be teaching you the ins and outs of an Italian clam bake in their newest show, Clam Bake. You'll laugh until your sides hurt as these two plus size siblings sing, dance, and cook their way through the perfect summer picnic. By the end of this year's cooking lesson, you'll agree that The Calamari Sisters have the juiciest clams in town! "It's loud, broad, bawdy, and most of all, it's fun." -Provincetown Magazine "A laugh a second!" - Satisfied Patron "I laughed my ass off - and I got a big ass!" -Another satisfied customer

'Til Death Do Us Part: Late Nite Catechism 3 Sister Nonie Returns! Auburn Public Theater | July 14-30 'Til Death Do Us Part: Late Nite Catechism 3 is the latest class to be unveiled in this sinfully funny series. After teaching countless students about the saints, venial sins, limbo and more, Sister is now offering up hilarious lessons on the Sacraments of Marriage and the Last Rites, including her own wacky version of the Newlywed Game. Classroom participation is a must, so bring along your sweetie and your sense of humor for a session with the country's feistiest couples counselor! "If traditional catechism classes were this fun and informative, conversions to Catholicism would be at an all-time high!" -PrideSource "Pokes gentle fun at the Catholic nuns of yesteryear, but without going to lengths likely to be thought sacrilegious." -Encore Michigan

My Son The Waiter, A Jewish Tragedy DIRECT FROM 15 MONTHS IN NYC 90 Minutes of Non Stop Laughter Auburn Public Theater | August 11-20 If you ever longed for something, if you ever desired it with all your heart, if you were willing to wait tables for 29 years to pursue your dream then My Son The Waiter will give meaning to your Life! My Son The Waiter is Actor/Comedian Brad Zimmerman's hilarious and inspiring story about the grit and passion required to 'make it' as an artist and the sweet rewards that come from never giving up on your dream. Brad Zimmerman has paid his dues. He spent 29 years "temporarily" waiting tables in New York, all the while chasing a career in acting and comedy. He tells of his pursuit, along with stories about his childhood, family, and misbegotten love life with warmth, wit, self deprecating humor, and wicked charm, and combines his years of training as an actor with his innate comedic talent. His perseverance and hard work eventually did pay off, and Zimmerman went on to act - he had a small part in "The Sopranos" playing Johnny Sack's lawyer - and to become the opening act for a number of well-known entertainers, including George Carlin, Brad Garrett, Dennis Miller, Julio Iglesias, and Joan Rivers who said "I've had three great opening acts in my lifetime: Billy Crystal, Garry Shandling, and Brad Zimmerman." "This is easily the funniest show to hit an Off-Broadway stage since 'Old Jews Telling Jokes.' What makes this superior is that it isn't just jokes. It's a life." -The Jewish Daily Forward "Hilarious! The humor is universal!" -San Diego Union Tribune "A must see. It's hysterical, heartfelt, timely and poignant. I cried, I laughed, I forgot where I parked." -Brad Garrett (Everybody Loves Raymond)